I hate to brag, but I gotta. Just go ahead and call the boyfriend and I the A-Team (as in AWESOME).
I've been searching all day for an iPhone tripod mount so that I can live stream a press conference in the morning (of which he'll be taking photos for). After going to a couple stores, I texted the boyfriend about my lack of luck. Not 20 minutes later I get this picture:
He Macgyver'ed his own mount.
And that is why I keep him around.